HOLY HELL! Is anyone else getting crazy ad jumps when trying to access this page? Not cool, spam ninjas! NOT COOL!
(I just pressed the stop button a buncha times and it seemed to help.)
UPDATE: Turns out that the super cool hit counter that I installed a couple weeks ago to feel all self-important was an embedded spam jumper... program... something. It is gone now along with the part of my ego that was devoted to noticing that the new super cool hit counter I installed a couple weeks ago feel all self-important still hadn't moved past zero.
Additionally, a girl laughed at me last night as I was hauling my suitcase and a small bag of groceries home at 11:30pm and one of the apples fell onto the road and rolled to the other side. When I picked it up she yelled, "Ewwwwwww, he's still gonna eat itttt!!!!"
Hey. Dumb, drunk if-Rachel-Evan-Wood-mated-with-a-bovine lookalike. Protip: It's called soap and water. Many of us use it to wash produce. Also, our genitals. I suggest you begin using it for at least one of the items mentioned. Well, at least she didn't ask me if I'd done a tour in Afghanistan.