10. The definition of 'slim' is not universal.
9. Nothing says "Looking for a long distance relationship" more than shirtless, headless photos.
8. Most people do not like Asians.
7. Some people fucking love Asians.
6. No one that is out of the closet wears boxers.
5. To be a gay man means two things: You are physically and/or emotionally attractive to other men; you do not know the difference between "your" and "you're."
4. No one looks good in pink boy briefs.
3. "Just an average guy" is code for possessing the 3 Bad B's of Heterosexuality: beer gut, baseball cap, butt foliage.
2. If someone appears too nice, they're ESL.
1. I need to stop going on Manhunt.