Uni-Brow: hey david [sic]. Woke up coldy. Trying to beat it down before break ends. Which means I'm flaking out...Again. I guess you can add it to the list. Sorry.
Illustrious D: Flaking out on what?
UB: Potential hang outs... Shit... Did I just create that in my head...
ID: Sure did. Still going on the list though.
UB: Ha! Fuck. You get rid of snore-zilla already?
UB: The hero of the birth of insomnia. Frank-in-snores [sic] return
ID: [Uni-Brown], you're not Barney Stinson and you never will be. But yes, the snore of Babylon is gone. Enjoy your convalescence.
UB: Ya. Mine were all of poor quality. This is true. But I set you up for the gold medal.
ID: Yeah. You were really a key player in that one.
UB: I just wanna be on a team.
ID: Well, [Brow}, there have been numerous attempts to get you over to my team but you will have none of it. So I don't know what to tell you. But good luck with everything.
UB: Ha. Check mate my friend. Once again you prove you are in a league of your own.
ID: What a lovely way of saying Single With Good Reason. BTdubs, this entire conversation is going on my blog.