Once upon a time, the pictures that I uploaded linked themselves so that you could see the larger format, but now the blogging gods have deemed me unworthy of such privelege and thus have relegated my lowly readership to squinting just so they can marvel at the amazing detail I pour into every piece I create.
As such, I have made a top 10 list of my favourite words on my blog Wordle, the idea of which was coopted from Nigel at corndogpenis.blogspot.com:
10. Um - Way to start off with a bang, Wordle. But yeah, I use 'um' way too much.
9. Dildo - No witty comment. I just like that it was included.
8. Bechamel - See, you think I'm classy, but no.
7. Pizzas - Plural.
6. Members - Not as in joint associates of a common club or organization, but rather, penii.
5. Back Pocket - Okay, I realize it's two words, but 'pocket' is inside of the B of 'back' and I thought that was kinda cool in a very Alanis Morissette circa 1996 kinda way. Fine, admittedly not my best blog post ever.
4. Awkward - Just like #5.
3. Magic - as in, comma Black.
2. High - Which clearly I was when I thought this would be a fun post.
1. Failed Many - One on top of each other in my Word and far too telling in my life.
NEXT TIME: I reimagine ABBA lyrics from the perspective of an abductee.
UPDATE: For some reason, this one picture, the one on which I based my whole "Blogger is a whore that hates me and my small