Ernest Hemingway Had ED, too!

Sorry, all y'all. I've been not so much with the posting cause I've been hanging in Miami for the past few days and NOT at all because I have no news post ideas and have started and abandoned no less than three of them. Not. At. All.

In the meantime, here's a recap of the last time I went stateside.

Part I

Part II

NB: Part III never actually materialized because I undertook a Gimps Without Borders trip to Uganda and NOT at all because I am an incredibly fairweathered ecrivain whose creative dependability is on par with his penis' ability to maintain an erection around ugly people.

Betchya thought I was gonna say 'not at all' again, di'intchya? Well, fuck you. I'm not your butt monkey.