McStoony is an internet cum real life friend from the prairies who has a pretty face, amazing hair, disproportionately large eyebrows and an ass to match them. It's a good thing he does not live here, as that would inevitably wind up in a predictably unrequited love situation. As it exists, however, he does not and is therefore a lovely friend that I enjoy from afar, primarily on Facebook chat.
Illustrious D: There is something fundamentally unsatisfying about going into a Starbucks around Christmas and ordering a tea.
Illustrious D: There is something fundamentally unsatisfying about going into a Starbucks around Christmas and ordering a tea.
McStoony: that's because you're supposed to get a eggnog chai latte
ID:I know
But I'm also supposed to not have a fat ass.
Although, let's be real, by the end of this month that fact is just inevitable.
MS: do jews even drink eggnog?
ID: yep
eggnog and manischwewitz
never heard of it?
Divine.
MS: i'm on my second helping of chinese food... for lunch. fuck my fat life.
ID: fmfl
MS: haha. thanks. fmfl
MS: haha. thanks. fmfl
ID: it's funny cause everybody knows that m is the fattest letter in the alphabet
MS: :'(
it's so true
3 comments:
"ID: it's funny cause everybody knows that m is the fattest letter in the alphabet"
Truer words never spoken...
I think you have the next million dollar idea for a hit website on your hands, my friend.
bahahahahaha
love it!!!
fmfl...
This one would make a good video (xtranormal toon) or whatever you call them. Your dialogue is so good.
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